Not the band. Get over it. But, question to you all - have you ever tried growing 'air plants' (formally known as tillandsia...less fun)?
It's a species that can root anywhere, but just needs massive moisture once a week. I feel like I owned one once, but over-watered it.
here), and wanted to try again. Call it 'Spring greening' or whathaveyou... I just want pretty things that don't die on me.