...then this would be great! I know, I know...soda is never okay. But, wait! Hang on, homies. Made from fermented fruit juice. Period. No sugars, no chemicals, no colors. Boom! If 'clean soda' wasn't a deadly sin, I would say it right now.
And look...they're just as nerdy as me! Telling you how to pair this soda with what food - as if it were wine? Yeah. Super-nerds, ahoy. Check out their full line, and where to buy, here.